You
always know that the Sean Kelly is upon us, as the weather inevitably turns
nasty for Sunday’s main events. It is almost as though the man upstairs does
not think the 160km Kelly Comeragh Challenge is hard enough. So, he throws some
curve balls at you. This year we got incessant rain, fog, sea haar and a cruel
headwind, strategically directed straight into your face on the homeward leg.
However,
the day did start with the promise of better cycling weather.
My wee
Mini was parked in a side street in Abbeyside, at around 06:15, just before
sunrise. The omens were good. The morning was overcast, but bright enough, as I
unpacked the car. Putting on let’s say, summer cycling gear – bib shorts,
sleeveless shirt and a very light windproof, NOT waterproof, gilet.
I
knew we were in for a decent weather day, as the Sean Kelly Facebook posts said
so. “Looks like we might just escape the deluge” and “Sunrise
Dungarvan Bay, it's gonna be a great day”. There was even a link to a weather
website promising soooo much; “Forecast looking better now for tomorrow...
here's hoping”!
Hmmm – a Michael Fish weather
forecaster for 2017 I’d say!
As we mustered to set off for
our Biscuit Club start time of 07:15, the weather closed in. Right on cue it
started to rain. That nasty, thick, misty drizzle that just penetrates
everything. Little did we know, that we would have its company for the next
160km! It would not have mattered if we had dressed in rubber, I am sure we
would still have been soaked, by the time we returned to Fungarvan.
So, six courageous Biscuits set
off. A pair who left at 07:00 and then, a group of four. By the time we had
passed the viaduct on the coast road, we had, jokingly, contemplated turning
back and taking on the lesser 100km challenge. Surely the rain Gods would
relent at some stage and turn the taps off! If only we could have heard them
taunting at us, they were about to open up both taps.
We soldiered on through
Bunmahon and onto Kill, then up and down into Balllaneen. There we ALL
encountered our first of many “Squeaky bum moments” on the greasy, treacherous
back roads, resembling ice rinks, in some places. Kilmacthomas, Carolls Cross
and up that nasty wee climb, between the reservoirs, which is part of the
Comeragh CC Tuesday night circuit. (Oh the memories of pained, sore legs, as I
raced this course for the first time in 2017, as a 50 plus grumpy MAMIL). Down
Church Hill and into Portlaw, with yet more buttock clenching needed to round a
few of these corners.
Scrouty was the first biggish climb,
then some back roads to a welcoming warm cup of tea and a bun, in Rathgormack.
There we were told that “It’s sunny at the top of The Powers the Pot!” “Yeh
right and I am Sean Connery,” I said.
Tickincor and Powers the Pot
were soon upon us, at around the 95km mark. A 15km loop of vertical tarmac that
took us all closer to God. Some quite literally much closer to God!
The descent down the
treacherous Mountain Road into Clonmel was difficult and dangerous. Especially
with wet, tired, cold hands, unable to grip slippery brake levers. At this, the
115km mark, those chasing their own personal best times knew to stop or chase
the clock.
The weather was unrelenting. A
headwind now tried to push us backwards, all the way from Ballymacarbry. The
last hour of cycling was sheer, utter torture. With Fungarvan appearing out of
the mist and now insight, spirits were lifted. A tough, tough day to be a
MAMIL!
Of course, the real heroes were
the organisers, administrators, stewards, volunteers and caterers – a BIG
bualadh bos!
As for the weather
forecaster.....